The Nun 修女

The Nun 修女

一 名士兵跑著碰上一位修女。

喘 了一口氣，他問：

“求你了，可否讓我藏在你的裙下？！

容我稍後做解釋。”

修女同意了。

片刻之後，兩個憲兵跑了過來，問道：

“大姐，你有沒有看到一個士兵？”

該修女指著一方回答說，

“他往這方向去的。”

憲 兵急忙跑了起來，

這名士兵從 她的裙下爬了出來，

並說，

“我感謝你大恩大德，

大姐。

你看，我實在不希望去伊拉克......”

修女說，

“我完全理解。”

這名士兵說，

“我無意粗魯，不過，我冒昧說，

你確有一雙好棒的美腿！”

修女回答說，

“如果您的眼界拉高一點，

你應該會看到一雙好棒的球球。

我也是不想去伊拉克滴！....！”

A soldier ran up to a nun. 

Out of breath he asked, 

 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'
The nun agreed. 

A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, 

Sister, have you seen a soldier?'

The nun replied, 'He went that way.'

After the MP's ran off, 

the soldier
crawled out from under her skirt and said, 

'I can't thank you enough Sister. 

You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ....'

The nun said, 

'I understand completely.'

The soldier added, 

'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!' 

The nun replied, 

'If you had looked a little higher, 

you would have seen a great pair of balls....

I don't want to go to Iraq either !!