非數學...(humors).....有意思......

非數學...(humors).....有意思......

Just for fun, don't be too serious.

Shopping Math

購物數學

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. 一個男人會出20元，買一個他所需要，但只值10元的東西。
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. 一個女人會出10元，買一個她不需要，但值20元的東西。 _____________________________

General Equations & Statistics 公式和統計數學

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. 一個女人結婚後，就不再為未來擔憂。
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 一個男人直到結婚後，才會擔心未來。
A successful man is one who Makes more money than his wife can spend. 一個男人所賺的錢，足夠支付她老婆的開銷，就是個成功的男人。
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 可以找到一個成功的男人，就是個成功的女人。 _____________________________

Happiness 幸福數學

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. 要和一個男人幸福的生活，你必須非常了解他，而不必太愛他。
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. 要和一個女人幸福的生活，你必須非常愛她，而不必嘗試去理解她。 ______________________________

Longevity 壽命數學

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. 已婚的男人一般比未婚的長命，但大部分的已婚男人卻寧願去死。 ______________________________

Propensity Change 個性數學

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. 女人希望男人婚後會有所改變，可是他並不會。
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. 男人希望女人婚後不會改變，可是她一定會。 _____________________________

Discussion Technique 辯論技巧

A woman has the last word in any argument. 在爭吵時，女人總是爭到最後一字一句。
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument。 在那之後，男人所說的任何句話，又會引起新的爭端。