外國人如何看待妻子

外國人如何看待妻子

"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."

如果有人搶了你的老婆，最好的報復就是讓他留著。

Lee Majors (美國電影明星- 李.梅爾)

"After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay" together.

結婚後夫妻就像一個硬幣的兩面．；他們不但不能面對面，而且還分不開。

Al Gore (克林頓當總統時的副總統 - 阿爾．戈爾)

"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."

不管怎麼樣，還是結婚的好。如果你找到一個好太太，你會很幸福。假如你找到一個壞的，你會成為一個哲學家。

Socrates (古希臘的思想家、哲學家，教育家 - 蘇格拉底)

"Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them."

女人給了男人做大事的激勵和靈感，同時又給了男人完成大事的阻力。

Mike Tyson (前美國拳王 -麥克.泰森)

"The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" 

有一個好問題我總是沒答案；那就是 “女人到底想要什麼？”

George Clooney (美國著名演員 -喬治．克魯尼)

"I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me."

我跟我太太才說了幾個字，她卻回了我一段長篇大論。

Bill Clinton (美國前總統-比爾.克林頓)

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

有人問我婚姻能維持這麼長的秘密。我們每個星期去餐館兩次。晚餐有燭光，音樂，和跳舞。她星期二去，我星期五去。

George W. Bush (美國前總統 - 小布希)

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

我不怕恐怖分子。我已經結婚兩年了。

Rudy Giuliani (前紐約市911事件時的市長 - 魯迪.朱利安尼)

"Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you're right, shut up."

有兩個秘密能讓你的婚姻圓滿：

1. 當你錯時，馬上認錯。

2. 當你對時，閉上嘴巴。

Shaquille O’Neal (美國籃球巨星 - 沙奎爾.奧尼爾)

"The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once..."

最有效的方法記住你太太的生日就是先忘掉一次。

Kobe Bryant (美國籃球巨星- 科比．布萊恩特)

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."

我太太和我都高高興興的過了二十年，然後我們相遇了。