2013年9月1日 星期日

女人和男人的地理

女人和男人的地理

18歲到24歲,女人像非洲–半開發、半荒野,土地肥沃,充滿了自然美!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well-developed and open to
trade, especially for something of real value.


2330之間,女人像歐洲–已經開發完成,開放交易,特別是對貨真價實的東西。
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain - very hot, relaxed, and convinced
of her own beauty.

3135之間,女人像西班牙–熱情、灑脫、有孤芳自賞的傲氣。
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece & gently aging, but still a warm
and desirable place to visit.

3640之間,女人像希臘–有歷史痕跡的韻味,但仍然是一個讓人覺得溫馨而想去的地方。
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and
all-conquering past...

4150之間,女人像英國–有著征服世界的光輝歷史...
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war, doesn't
make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.

5160之間,女人像以色列–經歷過戰爭,凡事不犯第二次錯誤,能把事情辦好。
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada - cool, self-preserving, but open
to meeting new people.

6170之間,女人像加拿大–冷靜、矜持,但樂意與生人打交道。
After 70, she becomes Tibet - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and
the wisdom of the ages.... an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual
knowledge.

70以後,女人像西藏–充滿自然美,謎樣的歷史中有著歲月沉澱的智慧...帶有冒險精神,和追求心靈智慧的渴望。

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN(男人的地理)

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran - ruled by a couple of nuts1歲到80, 男人像伊朗–被一兩個瘋子統治著。


If he can live beyong 80, a man is like Mongolia - deserted, boring and unnoticed.

假如他能活過80歲,男人像蒙古–荒蕪、無趣,沒人關注它。

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