The Top Translator~~~ 這位 翻譯真厲害 !

 The Top Translator~~~ 這位 翻譯真厲害 !

Canadian Citizenship Application

An immigrant from China is applying for citizenship in Canada . He is to be interviewed by a Canadian immigration officer. He does not speak English well and knows nothing about Canada . Therefore, he invited a special translator to help him in his interview.

一個來自中國的移民 , 要申請加拿大公民 ;  他不會說英語 ,, 更不了解加拿大 .  為了移民官的面試, 他請了專業翻譯來幫忙 .

Officer:  Do you know who was the first Prime Minister of  Canada ？ 
官員提問 ; 『請問加拿大的首任總理是誰 ? 』

Translator: ( in Cantonese) The officer asked you, Where do you usually go if you want to eat hamburger?

翻譯用廣東話說 ; 「移民官問你; 『如果你想吃漢堡 , 通常你會去哪裡 ?? 』 

Man: (answered to the officer) Oh..... McDonald (the first Prime Minister of Canada is Sir John MacDonald.) 
申請人對著移民官回答說 ;  『噢 !  麥當勞 !!  』 ( 加拿大的首任總理 , 叫做 Sir John MacDonald.)

The officer nodded his head and then asked the second question.

移民官點頭 , 然後問下一個問題 ;

Officer: Could you tell me which province you're living in now?

移民官問 ; 「你可以告訴我 , 你現在住哪一省嗎 ?? 」

Translator: (in Cantonese) The officer just asked you,  What is the dirtiest thing in your nose? 

翻譯用廣東話說 ; 「移民官問你; 『甚麼 , 是你鼻子裡最髒的東西? 』」

Man: (replied to the officer in Cantonese) Ah..... Bay See (which means nose dirt in Chinese) (The man lives in the province of British Columbia, commonly known as B.C.)

申請人用廣東話回答移民官說 ; 『   啊鼻屎 !!  !  』 ( 即中文鼻子裡的髒東西 ) ( 他住在 the province of British Columbia,  簡稱為 B.C. 廣東話鼻屎同音 )

The officer nodded his head again and asked the final question.

移民官又點頭 , 而後問最後問題 .

Officer: Do you know what your privilege is when you become Canadian?

移民官問 ;  「你成為加拿大公民後 , 享有甚麼權利 ?? 」

Translator: (in Cantonese) The officer asked you, How does a dog sounds like when it barks?

翻譯用廣東話說 ; 「移民官問你; 『狗吠的時候 , 叫聲是怎樣 ??』」

Man: (demonstrated the sound to the officer)... Woe, Woe. (Vote, Vote. One of the privileges of a Canadian is the right to vote.)

申請人當著移民官的面 , 做出狗吠的聲音 ; 『 Woe, Woe!! 』 (Vote, Vote.)  成為加拿大公民的特權之一 , 就是投票 (Vote.)

The officer told the man that all the questions were answered correctly, shook hands with him and congratulated him that he had passed the interview to be a Canadian citizen.

移民官告訴申請人說 ; 所有的問題都答對 , 跟他握手 ,  並且向他恭喜 , 已經通過成為加拿大公民的面試了 !!   

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