環球小姐機智問答最辣的一題

環球小姐機智問答最辣的一題

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問：美國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in Americaare like gentlemen. 美國小姐：美國的男性器官像紳士。
Question: How can you say so? 問：為什麼呢？
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman...... 美國小姐：因為只要一看到女士，他們就會起立......

(Applause!Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌 )


Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問：西班牙小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull) 西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官像鬥牛。
Question: How can you say so? 問：為什麼呢？
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening. 西班牙小姐：因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。
(Applause! Applause !)
(! 鼓掌、鼓掌)


Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問：菲律賓小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. 菲律賓小姐：菲律賓的男性器官像流言。
Question: How can you say so? 問：為什麼呢？
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth. 菲律賓小姐：因為它從一張嘴裡傳到另一張嘴裡。
(Applause!Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌 )


Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country? 問：伊朗小姐，請形容貴國男性的性? 鼎x。
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iranare like thieves. 伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官像賊。
Question: How can you say so? 問：為什麼呢？
Ms I ran: Because they like to enter through the back door. 伊朗小姐：因為他們總愛走後門。
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌! 、鼓掌 )


Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問：印度小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in Indiaare like labourers. 印度小姐：印度的男性器官像勞力。
Question: How can you say so? 問：為什麼呢？
Ms India: Because it works day and night...... 印度小姐：因為日夜勞"做"。
(Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)


Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問：馬來西亞小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysiaare like Proton car. 馬來西亞小姐：馬來西亞的男性器官像Proton 牌轎車(馬來西亞國產車)。
Question: How can you say so? 問：為什麼呢？
&! nbsp;Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft. 馬來西亞小姐：看起來很硬( 造型類似HONDA)其實很軟(一撞就變形)。
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)


Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問：新加坡小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose). 新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。
Question: How can you say so? 問：為什麼呢？
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leav! e 15 minutes before the show is over.

新加坡小姐：總是衝進場，提前 15分鐘出場。
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌 )


Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問：中國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Chinaare like Deng Siu Ping . 中國小姐：中國的男性器官像鄧小平 .

Question: How can you say so? 問：為什麼呢？
Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90. 中國小姐：短小精幹，但卻可以工作到九十歲。
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌 )