夫妻男女 哈哈哈!!!
"When a
man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep
her."
如果有人搶了你的老婆，最好的報復就是讓他留著。
Lee
Majors (美國電影明星 -
李.梅爾)
"After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.結婚後夫妻就像一個硬幣的兩面·；他們不但不能面對面，而且還分不開。
Al
Gore (克林頓當總統時的副總統 -
阿爾·戈爾)
"By
all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one,
you'll become a philosopher."
不管怎麼樣，還是結婚的好。如果你找到一個好太太，你會很幸福。假如你找到一個壞的，你會成為一個哲學家。
Socrates (古希臘的思想家、哲學家，教育家 -
蘇格拉底)
"Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from
achieving them."女人給了男人做大事的激勵和靈感，同時又給了男人完成大事的阻力。
Mike Tyson (前美國拳王 -
麥克.泰森)
"The great question... which I have not been able to answer...
is,
"What does a woman want?"有一個好問題我總是沒答案；那就是
"女人到底想要什麼？"
George Clooney (美國著名演員 -
喬治·克魯尼)
"I
had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with
me."我跟我太太才說了幾個字，她卻回了我一段長篇大論。
Bill Clinton (美國前總統-
比爾.克林頓)
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take
time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner,
soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."有人問我婚姻能維持這麼長的秘密。我們每個星期去餐館兩次。晚餐有燭光，音樂，和跳舞。她星期二去，我星期五去。
George W. Bush (美國前總統 -
小布希)
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two
years."
我不怕恐怖分子。我已經結婚兩年了。
Rudy Giuliani (前紐約市911事件時的市長 -
魯迪.朱利安尼)
"Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever
you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up."有兩個秘密能讓你的婚姻圓滿： 1.
當你錯時，馬上認錯。 2.
當你對時，閉上嘴巴。
Shaquille O'Neal (美國籃球巨星 -
沙奎爾.奧尼爾)
"The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is
to forget it once..."
Kobe
Bryant (美國籃球巨星 -
科比·布萊恩特)
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we
met."我太太和我都高高興興的過了二十年，然後我們相遇了。
Alec Baldwin (美國電影明星 -
亞歷克.鮑德溫)
"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's
wrong."一個好太太當她是錯的時候總是原諒她的丈夫。
Barack Obama (美國總統-
歐巴馬)
"Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the
enemy."
婚姻是唯一的敵我睡在一張床上的戰爭。
Tommy Lee (美國老牌電影明星 -
湯米.李)
"First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy:
"You're lucky, mine's still alive."
有個人驕傲的說
"我的太太是天使！"另一個聽到的人說
"你真幸運！我的還活著！"
Jimmy Kimmel (美國著名電視節目主持人 -
吉米.金米爾)
"Honey, what happened to 'ladies first'?" Husband replies,
"That's the reason why the world's a mess today, because a lady went
first!"
"親愛的，女士優先又怎麼了？"
丈夫回答說，"今天世界亂成這個樣子就是因為有女的先來了！"
David Letterman (美國電視著名脫口秀主持 -
大衛.萊特曼)
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