《婚姻幽默》

《婚姻幽默》

"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
" 如果有人搶了你的老婆，最好的報復就是讓他留著。
Lee Majors (美國電影明星 - 李.梅爾) "

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
" 結婚後夫妻就像一個硬幣的兩面·；他們不但不能面對面，而且還分不開。
Al Gore (克林頓當總統時的副總統 - 阿爾·高爾)

"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
不管怎麼樣，還是結婚的好。如果你找到一個好太太，你會很幸福。假如你找到一個壞的，你會成為一個哲學家。
Socrates (古希臘的思想家、哲學家，教育家 - 蘇格拉底)

"Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them."
女人給了男人做大事的激勵和靈感，同時又給了男人完成大事的阻力。
Mike Tyson (前美國拳王 - 麥克.泰森)

"I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me."
我跟我太太才說了幾個字，她卻回了我一段長篇大論。
Bill Clinton (美國前總統- 比爾.克林頓)

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
有人問我婚姻能維持這麼長的秘密。我們每個星期去餐館兩次。晚餐有燭光，音樂，和跳舞。她星期二去，我星期五去。
George W. Bush (美國前總統 - 小布希)

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
我不怕恐怖分子。我已經結婚兩年了。
Rudy Giuliani (紐約市911事件時的市長 - 魯迪.朱利安尼)

"Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up."
有兩個秘密能讓你的婚姻圓滿： 1. 當你錯時，馬上認錯。 2. 當你對時，閉上嘴巴。
Shaquille O’Neal (美國籃球巨星 - 沙奎爾.奧尼爾)

"The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once..."
最有效的方法記住你太太的生日就是先忘掉一次。
Kobe Bryant (美國籃球巨星 - 科比·布萊恩）

"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."
一個好太太當她是錯的時候總是原諒她的丈夫。
Barack Obama (美國總統- 歐巴馬)

"Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy."
婚姻是唯一的敵我睡在一張床上的戰爭。
Tommy Lee(美國老牌電影明星 - 湯米.李)