(^_^)HA HA HA 笑話

(^_^)HA HA HA 笑話

像月亮的太太 (wife like the moon)

  

One day a teacher was talking about marriage in class.有一天老師在課堂上講述有關婚姻的事情.

Teacher :  What kind of wife would you like Johnny?老師:  強尼,你喜歡什麼樣的太太呢?

Johnny : I would want a wife like the moon.強尼: 我會想要一位像月亮的太太.

Teacher  :  Wow! What a choice... Do you want her to be beautiful and calm like the moon?老師: 哇!好棒的選擇.... 你想要她像月亮那樣的美麗和溫柔嗎?

Johnny :  No, I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning...強尼: 不是的, 我要她晚上來早上消失...

Give that boy an A+!!!
給這位小男生一百分!!!