(^_^ )HA HA HA 笑話

(^_^ )HA HA HA 笑話

非關數學的數學

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[ Romance mathematics 戀愛數學 ]

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance 
聰明的男人 + 聰明的女人 = 戀愛 

Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair 
聰明的男人 + 愚蠢的女人 = 姦情 

Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage 
愚蠢的男人 + 聰明的女人 = 婚姻 

Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy 
愚蠢的男人 + 愚蠢的女人 = 懷孕 

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 [ Office Arithmetic 辦公室數學 ]

Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profit 

聰明的老闆 + 聰明的夥計 = 利潤 

Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production

聰明的老闆 + 愚蠢的夥計= 產量 

Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion 

愚蠢的老闆 + 聰明的夥計 = 升遷 

Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime愚蠢的老闆 + 愚蠢的夥計 = 超時工作 

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Shopping Math 購物數學

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. 

一個男人會出20元，買一個他所需要，但只值10元的東西。

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.一個女人會出10元，買一個她不需要，但值20元的東西。 

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 [ General Equations & Statistics 
    公式和統計數學  ]

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. 一個女人結婚後，就不再為未來擔憂。 

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 一個男人直到結婚後，才會擔心未來。 

A successful man is one who Makes more money than his wife can spend.一個男人所賺的錢，足夠支付她老婆的開銷，就是個成功的男人。 

A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 可以找到一個成功的男人，就是個成功的女人。 

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[  Happiness 幸福數學 ]

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. 要和一個男人幸福的生活，妳必須非常了解他，而不必太愛他。 

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. 要和一個女人幸福的生活，你必須非常愛她，而不必嘗試去理解她。

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 [ Longevity 壽命數學  ]

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.已婚的男人一般比未婚的長命，

但大部分的已婚男人卻寧願去死。 

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[ Propensity Change 個性數學 ]

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.女人希望男人婚後會有所改變，可是他並不會。 

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, 

and she does. 
男人希望女人婚後不會改變，可是她一定會。 

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[ Discussion Technique 辯論技巧 ]

A woman has the last word in any argument.在爭吵時，女人總是爭到最後一字一句。 

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument。在那之後，男人所說的任何句話，又會引起新的爭端。